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Archyvas :: Jonas Paulauskas: Nuotykis „Neringos“ kavinėje

2021-01-19
 
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- Be šansų, - sako ji. - Jis net aspirino negeria.
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Nė savaitei nepraėjus ji skambina ir gydytojas klausia:
- Na, kaip sekėsi?
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- O jergutėliau, sodoma ir gomora! Kaži koks siaubas. Tiesiog siaubas, daktare.
- Tikrai? Kas nutiko? - paklausė gydytojas.
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- Kas tokio siaubingo? - paklausė gydytojas. - Ar turit omeny, seksas buvo nepatenkinamas?
- Ne, ne, ne, daktare. Seksas buvo puikus. Tiesą sakant, tai buvo pats geriausias seksas per pastaruosius 25 metus. Bet aš niekad daugiau nebegalėsiu kojos įkelti į tą „Neringos" kavinę!

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